August 24, 2003
what the ????
got the wierdest piece of spam today...
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From: ""
Date: Sun Aug 24, 2003 7:44:49 pm Europe/London
To:
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed sn
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Envelope-To: dan@buzzo.com
Delivery-Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 12:53:44 +0100
Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z,) which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a separate email to me at:
webmaster@custompaintshop.net
Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.
Thank You
Brian Appel
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i was so intrigued i wrote back to him....
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dear brian,
thankyou for your mail regarding availability of warp generator parts.
i have in my possession a working new old stock vintage time drive unit. the original manufacturers designation is BN4 - 86. as you can see from the photograph it is in excellent condition and is ready to install. it was originally sourced (at great cost) from a supplier in germany for fitment into my drag racing 1965 VW bus but due to space limitations and the unsuitability of the steel bodied construction for temporal travel i have been unable to fit it.
the unit is yours for the ultra cheap cost of only GBP£10. the funds will need to be deposited in my name at the central branch of Coutts bank. threadneedle street, london on a date certified to be before 1920AD.
if this is suitable i can ship internationally at low cost.
regards
dan buzzo
